Britney Spears and ...Somali Pirates

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In an excellent case of "here's a sentence you won't read every day", Britney Spears has emerged as an unlikely figurehead in the fight against Somali pirates.


According to reports, Britney's hits, including Oops! I Did It Again and Baby One More Time, are being employed by British naval officers in an attempt to scare off pirates along the east coast of Africa. Perhaps nothing else – not guns, not harpoons – is quite as intimidating as the sound of Ms Spears singing "Ooh baby baby!"

Merchant naval officer Rachel Owens explained the tactics to Metro: "Her songs were chosen by the security team because they thought the pirates would hate them most.


These guys can't stand western culture or music, making Britney's hits perfect. As soon as the pirates get a blast of Britney, they move on as quickly as they can."

Britney is currently preparing to release her eighth album, Britney Jean, in December. It follows the single Work Bitch, although producer Will.i.am claimed the sound of this track is not indicative of the rest of the record. No doubt the record's eclectic sound has been designed to keep any potential pirates on their toes.


Britney Jean will be Spears' first album since 2011's Femme Fatale. When it's released, perhaps the British military can stockpile copies down a bunker in Norfolk in preparation for the third world war.

"یہاں ایک جملہ ہے جسے آپ ہر روز نہیں پڑھیں گے" کی عمدہ صورت میں ، برٹنی اسپیئرز صومالی قزاقوں کے خلاف جنگ میں ایک غیرمعمولی شخصیت کے طور پر سامنے آئے ہیں۔


اطلاعات کے مطابق ، برٹنی کی کامیابیاں ، افوہ سمیت! میں آئڈ ایٹ اگین اور بیبی ون موور ٹائم ، برطانوی بحری افسران افریقہ کے مشرقی ساحل پر قزاقوں کو خوفزدہ کرنے کی کوشش میں ملازمت کر رہے ہیں۔ شاید کچھ اور نہیں - بندوقیں نہیں ، ہارپون نہیں - اتنا ہی خوفناک ہے جتنی محترمہ سپیئرز کی آواز "اوہ بچہ بچہ!" گاتی ہے۔

مرچنٹ بحریہ کے افسر راچل اوون نے میٹرو کو ہتھکنڈوں کی وضاحت کی: "اس کے گانوں کا انتخاب سیکیورٹی ٹیم نے کیا کیونکہ ان کے خیال میں سمندری ڈاکو ان سے سب سے زیادہ نفرت کریں گے۔


یہ لوگ برٹنی کی کامیاب فلموں کو کامل بناتے ہوئے مغربی ثقافت یا موسیقی کا مقابلہ نہیں کرسکتے ہیں۔ جیسے ہی قزاقوں کو برٹنی کا دھماکہ ہوا ، وہ جتنی جلدی ہوسکتے ہیں آگے بڑھ جاتے ہیں۔ "


برٹنی اس وقت دسمبر میں اپنی آٹھویں البم برٹنی جین کو ریلیز کرنے کی تیاری کر رہی ہے۔ یہ سنگل ورک کتیا کے بعد ہے ، حالانکہ پروڈیوسر ول. آئ.ام نے دعوی کیا ہے کہ اس ٹریک کی آواز باقی ریکارڈوں کی نشاندہی نہیں کرتی ہے۔ اس میں کوئی شک نہیں کہ کسی بھی ممکنہ سمندری ڈاکو کو انگلیوں پر رکھنے کے لئے ریکارڈ کی انتخابی آواز تیار کی گئی ہے۔


برٹنی جین سپیئرز کا 2011 کے فیم فیتیل کے بعد پہلا البم ہوگا۔ جب اسے رہا کیا جاتا ہے تو ، شاید برطانوی فوج تیسری عالمی جنگ کی تیاری کے لئے نورفولک میں ایک بنکر کے نیچے کاپیاں جمع کر سکتی ہے۔

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